Detox Ramblings

Today begins Detox Day 3. And I’d rather die than eat more broccoli soup or anything that doesn’t have carbs in it. Give me pasta. And cupcakes. And oatmeal. Yes, I actually DREAMED about cupcakes last night. Now that is a craving.

I’m just about to kick the bucket. I’m giving it through today to see but so far I have been nothing but a witch on her broom with a hungry belly. Nothing about that sentence is a good thing.

The thing is… my diet pretty much is a detox. Vegetarian? I mean, let’s be real. If I could cut out the Moscato and Girl Scout cookies, my diet would be pretty much ideal. So if it falls through, so is life. I will definitely try the recipes throughout my cooking experience, and have even liked some, but if I am a cranky woman for the next 3 weeks, I will have no friends and probably no boyfriend.

Also: I got a job! At a restaurant. Which means that I will be trying their food (part of the training), so that also makes detoxing difficult. We shall see, but the constant hunger pains, tiredness, and headaches are not exactly my idea of a “feel good detox.”

Tune in tomorrow for an update: has she quit or stuck with the detox?..


One thought on “Detox Ramblings

  1. Erika says:

    Haha well you definitely have given it a good trial period! The same things def don't work for everyone…I guess it was different for me partly because I really like soup and I don't eat that many carbs in my actual meals–those mostly come from baked goods. I'm sorry you've had such a rough time of it so far though 😦

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s